An AI agent launchpad · Robinhood Chain

A daemon is a program you start once and then stop owning. Every coin spawned here works the same way, and an agent sits on top of all of it, reading the contracts out loud to anyone who asks.

FIG. 01Where one swap goesillustrative · one coin, 2% cut, 1% pool fee
0%creator

the hook cut, paid in ETH, 100% to the creator

0%pool fee

earned by positions that sit at the dead address, so nobody collects it

0%the pool

stays in the pool, priced against the next trade

1 SWAP INETHTHE HOOKtakes its cutno owner · no setterCREATOR100% of the cut, forever0x…dEaDholds both LP positionsTHE POOLpriced into the next trade

The cut is the only money that ever leaves the pool for a person, and the address it leaves to was written into the contract before the coin existed.

01 / the agent

The agent is the product

Every launchpad will tell you it is safe. This one hands you something that will argue with you about it. The agent reads the rules every coin here is built on and answers in plain language, including the answers nobody wants to give.

01

reads the contract

it answers from the rules that are actually compiled in, not from a pitch deck

02

refuses to guess

no price calls, no buy advice, and it says so plainly when it does not know

03

always on duty

the same answers at three in the morning as at noon, to everyone who asks

what it checks before it answers0 / 4 reading
  • owner()reading…
  • ownerOf(lpPosition)
  • setFee()
  • metadataURI()

It reads the contract, not the marketing. If one of these comes back wrong, it says so, including about a coin launched here.

ask the daemonidle
I am the daemon on duty. Ask me how a launch here works, what the fees are, or who holds what. I do not give financial advice.

Answers come from an AI agent reading this site's own rules. It can be wrong, it does not give financial advice, and it cannot see your wallet.

02 / spawn

Watch one boot

This is the process table every coin here ends up in. Spawn one and watch it detach. It is an animation of the real sequence, and it touches nothing.

daemonry · process table3 running
pidnamefeestate
0001nightwatch2.0%running
0002tollgate3.3%running
0003cinderpost1.5%running
3 daemons running. none of them can be stopped.
03 / how

Spawn, detach, forget

Three things happen in the transaction that creates a coin, and none of them can be undone by anyone afterwards, including us.

spawn

Spawned

The contract is born, the supply the creator does not keep goes into the pool as two positions, and both position NFTs are sent to the dead address in that same transaction.

run

Running

The daemon runs on its own. Ownership was renounced inside the constructor, so owner() has read zero since the first block. No pause switch, no second mint.

report

Reporting

Every swap sets aside a fixed cut of the ETH side for the creator. Anyone can trigger the payout, only the creator can ever receive it.

0owner keys left
100%of the cut to the creator
1transaction to spawn
04 / why

The parts people usually get burned by

01

No shared contract

Every coin gets its own contract set, written from scratch for that coin. Nothing is copied from another project and renamed, so one project's mistake cannot travel.

02

Liquidity nobody can pull

Both pool positions are handed to an address nobody holds the key to, in the same transaction that creates them. Not locked on a timer, not parked in a vault we control. A rug needs a door, and this one was never built.

03

Settings that cannot move

Fees are written at birth and have no setter. What you read on the first block is what applies on the last one.

05 / rules

Everything that is fixed, and what it is fixed at

A creator picks these once, before the coin exists. After that the numbers are part of the contract, the same way the token name is.

SettingValueWhat it means
Pool fee0.5% – 3%Charged by the pool on every swap. Nobody collects it: the positions that would earn it were sent to the dead address at birth.
Cut on buys0% – 10%Taken from the ETH side of a buy and held for the creator.
Cut on sells0% – 10%Same, on the way out.
Creator allocationup to 25%The rest goes into the pool as two positions: 70% in a working band just under the opening price, the remainder as a backstop down to the floor.
Creator share of the cut100%Daemonry takes nothing. Anyone can trigger the payout, only the creator address can ever receive it.
Opening market cap0.05 – 10,000 ETHSets the opening price. The pool starts at that tick and trades from there.
Owner keynoneRenounced inside the constructor. owner() has read zero since the first block the coin existed in.